Wednesday, April 19, 2006

ho hum

today i am at work again
i have answered the phone twice and opened the mail, there is nothing else for me to do but i am getting paid £6 an hour to sit here.

i heard once that when you type and don't use capital letters it is a sign of a lack of confidence. i must have lost my confidence somewhere along the line.

do you know of someone who has a holiday cottage somewhere in the uk/ireland?? if you do you can email me and it would make me very happy. i will not tell you why i would like to know but you can perhaps work it out depending on how much you know about my life.

i think there is another botfly growing inside me. i need to make a doctors appointment so that they can look at the new red patch growing just an inch away from where the other botfly came out. i feel a bit sick thinking about it. then the doctor can tell me it is an abcess and prescribe me more drugs. then weeks later i will meet someone and they will squeeze away and then another bug will come out of my left bum cheek.

oh gosh.

my gosh.

i will ring the doctor soon. i won't ring now because this is the first day in this office and i don't know if i am allowed to make personal phone calls. i will wait til I have a confident and carefree moment. probably after i have eaten and I feel rejuvenated and alive again.

6 hours later

I'm still at my desk with absolutely nothing to do

I have decided my career path though, it will be a teenage counsellor. possibly moving into family counselling. how interesting would that be!

Friday, April 14, 2006

Back

So I'm back in the UKUKUKUKUK.

It is colder than a lot of places, but not colder than China. That was the coldest I have ever been in my life. I couldn't walk outside. I tried and then had to run into a shop as soon as one came into sight. It was unbearable.

This weather is bearable. Also I'm living at Conor's house and their central heating system is very good and the house is always warm. You never have to be cold for long.

The temping job I have at the moment is ace. I am getting paid as I write this. I am a personal secretary to this seemingly important guy who everyone wants to talk to. But today he isn't here, so I have nothing to do! Maybe bat off a few phone calls every now and again, and then play on the internet all day long.

This other temp who works here just came in, three hours late. The great thing about this office is that people just find it funny that she didn't come in on time. Being a secretary is stress free. You are held responsible for nothing. I even made this major mistake yesterday with some super important document but these dudes didn't get annoyed at me at all. Maybe inside their heads they are screaming at me. But from their exterior it didn't seem like it at all.

Anyway, its ok being back, but I wouldn't mind going around the world a couple more times.