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ho hum

today i am at work again
i have answered the phone twice and opened the mail, there is nothing else for me to do but i am getting paid £6 an hour to sit here.

i heard once that when you type and don't use capital letters it is a sign of a lack of confidence. i must have lost my confidence somewhere along the line.

do you know of someone who has a holiday cottage somewhere in the uk/ireland?? if you do you can email me and it would make me very happy. i will not tell you why i would like to know but you can perhaps work it out depending on how much you know about my life.

i think there is another botfly growing inside me. i need to make a doctors appointment so that they can look at the new red patch growing just an inch away from where the other botfly came out. i feel a bit sick thinking about it. then the doctor can tell me it is an abcess and prescribe me more drugs. then weeks later i will meet someone and they will squeeze away and then another bug will come out of my left bum cheek.

oh gosh.

my gosh.

i will ring the doctor soon. i won't ring now because this is the first day in this office and i don't know if i am allowed to make personal phone calls. i will wait til I have a confident and carefree moment. probably after i have eaten and I feel rejuvenated and alive again.

6 hours later

I'm still at my desk with absolutely nothing to do

I have decided my career path though, it will be a teenage counsellor. possibly moving into family counselling. how interesting would that be!

posted by Lucia @ 11:11